The Queen of AFK Land
remember that naive period when the mlp obsession seemed weird but all-in-good-fun, before bronies swept the nation as the horrifying cultural phenomenon they now are

rincewitch:

"maybe the wider than expected demographic appeal of my little pony is a bellwether for the destigmatization of femininity" — me, in 2011, being the most wrong about anything i’ve ever been in my entire life

Remember when Brony just meant ‘out of target age group fan’? Before it became what it is today?

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!
Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS
It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

Legit. Just got it. https://account.origin.com/cp-ui/redemption/index

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!

Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

Legit. Just got it. https://account.origin.com/cp-ui/redemption/index

To those complaining about the new Tauren female models…

natharaiebonrook:

I present to you a cautionary tale.

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s-intent:

mirax3163:

My half of an art trade with s-intent, this is his WoW character Easha 

i fucking love drawing men with face fur like u dont even know

AHHMFJKGSK A-AHHH LOOK HOW AWESOME MIRA DREW EASHA. LOOK AT DAT EAR, DAT FACe.

thesilvereye:

View the fullsize tutorial on DA | The most handy hair structure tutorials are this video by Proko and thisblog post.These are useful for thinking about the direction hair locks flow with different styles: 1 2 3 4 5 | Painting Realistic Hair | Shading with gradients: 1 2 | Tutorials by me including: Gimp Brush Dynamics, Coloring Eyes and Coloring Method.

All example characters are fromThe Silver Eye webcomic!

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

pholotinshep:

mechanicbird:

eroticmirotic:

timemachineyeah:

 

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

GLORIOUS

pyra-mugetsu:

An acceptable parody to “Blurred Lines”.  I love Weird Al.

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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emildeville:

my day

emildeville:

my day

Made it!

Safe and sound at motel. More driving tomorrow!

@toxicphox and I spent a few hours at her favorite coffee shop this morning. We made children together. Tiny Alphie and Tinier Duro, chilling on Toxicphox’s bag.

@toxicphox and I spent a few hours at her favorite coffee shop this morning. We made children together. Tiny Alphie and Tinier Duro, chilling on Toxicphox’s bag.

toxicphox:

Don’t hide or try and deny me. You’re already in too deeply. Just accept me. Embrace me. 
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Art for zgrok ~!!! Its been a while since I’ve done a bigger thing like this, I feel rusty ^^;;. Bigger size here

toxicphox:

Don’t hide or try and deny me. You’re already in too deeply. Just accept me. Embrace me. 

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Art for zgrok ~!!! Its been a while since I’ve done a bigger thing like this, I feel rusty ^^;;. Bigger size here

duroxas:

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… Duroxas opened his mouth to comment when he felt a bug on his arm - another spider, which he promptly swatted off him. But now he could see more little black shapes moving around on the blanket and he chucked it off him, making a disgusted noise.
It looked like he was swatting at nothing. But HE saw the spiders. Spiders on the walls around him of varying sizes, spiders dropping off the ceiling onto his shoulders, and he spun about trying to get them off him. Panic was rising on his tone.  Grk- nnh- Fuck- they’re EVERYWHERE WHAT IS GOING ON!?
Snuffles ‘s lips pulled to a lopsided grin, tugging the cord of his other captive’s leash. “C’mon Doctor.. You look like you could use some sleep and I should stoke the fire.”
Duroxas was frantic with alchemicly induced fear, banging himself against the walls of his prison to crush the spiders only to have more jump on to him. They were all over him, he could feel them everywhere getting under his clothes, skittering across his skin, little pricks of pain where he swore they were biting.
And after a while the panic broke into a strangled, terrified wail….
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duroxas:

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… Duroxas opened his mouth to comment when he felt a bug on his arm - another spider, which he promptly swatted off him. But now he could see more little black shapes moving around on the blanket and he chucked it off him, making a disgusted noise.

It looked like he was swatting at nothing. But HE saw the spiders. Spiders on the walls around him of varying sizes, spiders dropping off the ceiling onto his shoulders, and he spun about trying to get them off him. Panic was rising on his tone.

 Grk- nnh- Fuck- they’re EVERYWHERE WHAT IS GOING ON!?

Snuffles ‘s lips pulled to a lopsided grin, tugging the cord of his other captive’s leash. “C’mon Doctor.. You look like you could use some sleep and I should stoke the fire.”

Duroxas was frantic with alchemicly induced fear, banging himself against the walls of his prison to crush the spiders only to have more jump on to him. They were all over him, he could feel them everywhere getting under his clothes, skittering across his skin, little pricks of pain where he swore they were biting.

And after a while the panic broke into a strangled, terrified wail….

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There was a mariachi band. Those guys could fill a room with their sound so well!