The Queen of AFK Land

isei-silva:

loraclespeaks:

 ”Defense lawyers told the courtroom that Horner, who goes by the gamertag BadAssDwg69, was upset after being repeatedly beaten by a fellow gamer at Battlefield 4.”

BadAssDwg69 reportedly cried like a little bitch when he realized he’d just ruined the next quarter of a century of his life for being a unrepentant little shit over a fucking video game, witnesses reported

I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did

setoshi-zombie:

Artist: kir-tat / Tatiana Kirgetova / Tata

luckykrelle:

sailingonsuccess:

this will be the first generation of moms that know you’re unable to pause a multiplayer game

"What? All right fine but once this dungeon is over you hearth your butt home and get down to dinner. And plan your pugs better next time, it’s rude to miss family dinners, dear and WOAH WATCH IT YOU’RE STANDING IN FIRE! Don’t give me that face, you were! You were st- look at your healer’s mana bar, I raised you better than that. Honestly. Do you want me to - okay okay. I’ll be in the kitchen. Don’t wipe."

kiranirvanna drovie

akulaz lightandwinged

southsleeper:

Enchant Bracer - Lesser Ass

Yes hello I’d like 1 Greater Ass and 1 Major Ass, please and thank you.

southsleeper:

Enchant Bracer - Lesser Ass

Yes hello I’d like 1 Greater Ass and 1 Major Ass, please and thank you.

I saw you were talking about timeline stuff and I thought this might be helpful, obviously it's unofficial and will probably be retconned into uselessness at some point but at least it's something. :D wowpedia. org/Timeline_(unofficial)
Anonymous

lobstmourne:

THIS IS WHAT I MEEEEEEEEEEAN

There’s so many different sources on timelines, both for blood elf stuff and for general warcraft/WoW stuff.  @_@  

On one hand, it sucks no one is for-sure right

on the other hand, it’s cool no one is wrong!

Latest officially released timeline I’m aware of is here:

http://wowpedia.org/Timeline_%28Ultimate_Visual_Guide%29

lthilien:

IT KINDA HIT ME THAT SOMETHING HORRIBLE COULD HAPPEN TO ONE OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS AND I’D NEVER KNOW AND I’D SIT HERE AND WAIT AND WAIT FOR THEM AND THEY’D NEVER COME BACK SO I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU OKAY NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU GUYS OR TO ME OR ANYTHING OKAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH

razycrandomcunt:

alldayanyday:

shellysbees:

youtube-cake-and-hannahhart:

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

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are we allowed to ask WHY THIS PHOTO EXISTS?

Might have something to do with this.

This is the best link ever

what did I just …

jinxess:

so ugh, gonna be moving to Oregon sometime in the next few years! goodbyeee floridaaaa

Two other perks to Oregon: no sales tax, and Oregonians don’t pump their own gas at service stations. (It was quite the adventure to learn how to do it when I went on that road trip).

pyra-mugetsu:

If you’re in a Skype Group with loads of people and you’re tired the constant chiming/noise, do this:

Select the Group Chat in your Contacts or Recent list and then…

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Enter in your keywords…

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And there you go.  You can do this with any conversation or group chat.  So if you’re expecting an important message or just one person, you will always hear that chime instead of the constant on-goings of a group discussion.  (This does NOT work with the mobile app.)

Said the Oracle to the Witch…

outofcontextdnd:

Witch: Hey, my fox familiar can talk to other foxes for local gossip.

Oracle: Yeah, but you can’t rely on fox news.

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.


I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re talking about.

I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re talking about.

afkland:

drovie:

Part of Zeus’s training was teaching him to open doors. He’s off and on about them, depending on the handle, but the one door he can reliably open is… the bathroom door. He’s taken to waiting till I’m in the bathroom with the door shut, then he FLINGS it open…

Omg, lol. Nah, he’s a little poodle.

…unless he’s secretly a poodley god of cuteness.

drovie:

Part of Zeus’s training was teaching him to open doors. He’s off and on about them, depending on the handle, but the one door he can reliably open is… the bathroom door. He’s taken to waiting till I’m in the bathroom with the door shut, then he FLINGS it open (like seriously, throws his whole weight against it to make it fly open and hit the wall), and bounces in with all four legs stiff and straight and his tail wagging wildly like I AM HERE HELLO!

No clue what to make of it.

"BEHOLD, I AM HERE. I NOTICED THE DOOR WAS CLOSED, AND YOU WERE STUCK. I HAVE SAVED YOU."