The Queen of AFK Land

presidentzurga:

Some stuff about raising minimum wage

2sp00kyxen:

thegreenwolf:

mileaux:

callium:

COME HERE TUMBLR USERS LET ME SHOW YOU A THING
ARTISTS, WRITERS, AND LEFTIES ALIKE HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS THING COUNTLESS TIMES
ITS FREAKING ANNOYING AND CAN SMUDGE UP YOUR ART OR WRITING
BUT LOOK AT THIS THING

YES, THATS RIGHT
NO MORE CUTTING UP GLOVES OR TRYING TO KEEP YOUR HAND AT AN AWKWARD ANGLE TO AVOID SMUDGING
AND YOU KNOW WHAT’S EVEN BETTER?????

THEY HAVE IT FOR BOTH FINGERS TOO NOW SO YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE PINKIE OR YOUR RING FINGER
IT EVEN COMES IN MULTIPLE COLORS


AND THE BEST PART?!?!
IT WORKS FOR STOPPING FRICTION ON YOUR TABLET AND MAKES THE SCREEN NOT PICK UP THE PRESSURE OF YOUR HAND (there are example videos on the site)
YOU CAN FIND IT HERE

OH MY GOD I NEEEEEEEED

WHY DID THEY NOT HAVE THIS IN 1988????

i have one of these for my cintiq (the two finger one) and its amAZING would recommend for ANY tablet though, even nonscreen ones.

OH MY GOD I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

2sp00kyxen:

thegreenwolf:

mileaux:

callium:

COME HERE TUMBLR USERS LET ME SHOW YOU A THING

ARTISTS, WRITERS, AND LEFTIES ALIKE HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS THING COUNTLESS TIMES

ITS FREAKING ANNOYING AND CAN SMUDGE UP YOUR ART OR WRITING

BUT LOOK AT THIS THING

YES, THATS RIGHT

NO MORE CUTTING UP GLOVES OR TRYING TO KEEP YOUR HAND AT AN AWKWARD ANGLE TO AVOID SMUDGING

AND YOU KNOW WHAT’S EVEN BETTER?????

THEY HAVE IT FOR BOTH FINGERS TOO NOW SO YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE PINKIE OR YOUR RING FINGER

IT EVEN COMES IN MULTIPLE COLORS

AND THE BEST PART?!?!

IT WORKS FOR STOPPING FRICTION ON YOUR TABLET AND MAKES THE SCREEN NOT PICK UP THE PRESSURE OF YOUR HAND (there are example videos on the site)

YOU CAN FIND IT HERE

OH MY GOD I NEEEEEEEED

WHY DID THEY NOT HAVE THIS IN 1988????

i have one of these for my cintiq (the two finger one) and its amAZING would recommend for ANY tablet though, even nonscreen ones.

OH MY GOD I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

reyairia:

A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training

kiranirvanna:

itstimeforfeminism:

calendar—girl:

girlsgetbusyzine:

writeswrongs:

cumaeansibyl:

coffeeandconlangs:

Unnecessary “fillers” in our speech. I’d rather have “like” than up-talking, though (if we had to choose one, that is). Ewwww, up-talking. Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac.


Like, did you ever notice? That, like, the speech patterns people, like, think are stupid?  Are, like, commonly associated with, like, women?
And, like, there’s this thing? Where, like, women aren’t supposed to be, like, assertive? So they, like, qualify their speech? Because, like, we’re not supposed to, like, stand by our opinions?

1) humiliate women so they don’t feel qualified to speak authoritatively about anything
2) humiliate women for speaking in such a way that reflects how you treat her
3) laugh, you are superior because you don’t use words like “like.”  It isn’t as if being a huge stupid asshole has ever made you worse than a woman who speaks with verbal tics.  

The nail. It is hit on the head.


o__o

kiranirvanna:

itstimeforfeminism:

calendar—girl:

girlsgetbusyzine:

writeswrongs:

cumaeansibyl:

coffeeandconlangs:

Unnecessary “fillers” in our speech. I’d rather have “like” than up-talking, though (if we had to choose one, that is). Ewwww, up-talking. Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac.

Like, did you ever notice? That, like, the speech patterns people, like, think are stupid?  Are, like, commonly associated with, like, women?

And, like, there’s this thing? Where, like, women aren’t supposed to be, like, assertive? So they, like, qualify their speech? Because, like, we’re not supposed to, like, stand by our opinions?

1) humiliate women so they don’t feel qualified to speak authoritatively about anything

2) humiliate women for speaking in such a way that reflects how you treat her

3) laugh, you are superior because you don’t use words like “like.”  It isn’t as if being a huge stupid asshole has ever made you worse than a woman who speaks with verbal tics.  

The nail. It is hit on the head.

o__o

hadlais:

Like, relationships always seem great to me in theory.

But lately, whenever a potential romantic partner comes along and tries to insert themselves in my life, I am like

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Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

Tried to RP Tina to Cleverbot and got shot down.
Sorry, Tina.

Tried to RP Tina to Cleverbot and got shot down.

Sorry, Tina.

othersidhe:

So my mother made a cake. She let me decorate said cake. Starring Hershey’s caramel and chocolate and Reece’s cups, which I had to unwrap each individual one with care as they melted all over my fingers, (yum). Then I put tiny little dancing dinosaurs on top. Glory to the dinosaurs and their chocolate volcanoes. I didn’t pick them out, I just stuck them on the cake. *sigh* It’s one of those vanilla with camouflage patterned ones on the inside.
I’d never done the piping before. XD

othersidhe:

So my mother made a cake. She let me decorate said cake. Starring Hershey’s caramel and chocolate and Reece’s cups, which I had to unwrap each individual one with care as they melted all over my fingers, (yum). Then I put tiny little dancing dinosaurs on top. Glory to the dinosaurs and their chocolate volcanoes. I didn’t pick them out, I just stuck them on the cake. *sigh* It’s one of those vanilla with camouflage patterned ones on the inside.

I’d never done the piping before. XD

That moment when something clicks into place.

That moment when something clicks into place.

duroxas:

((Duro’s main imps from left to right - Varpik, Krivtak, Belpep, Pippik and Sonzip. WIP))

duroxas:

((Duro’s main imps from left to right - Varpik, Krivtak, Belpep, Pippik and Sonzip. WIP))

‘Hey I just found Sliders on Netflx’ turned into ‘hey I’m 2 eps away from having watched all of season 1 of Sliders on Netflix’ in one sitting send help.
lightandwinged:

keialaar:

nineprotons:

cptprocrastination:

momohateshumanity:

loreleiunleashed:

splendidsugar:

Warmer months are coming, and for some people, this means dresses! If you’re like me (fat, and a fan of cute dresses, but not always of bike shorts or leggings when it’s hot) you need this stuff. Put it between your thighs (or anywhere else you need it) and voilà, NO MORE CHUB RUB. It’s a miracle! Finally you too can go pantsless without the agony of a rash at the end of the day.

oh man if this works I am ALL FOR IT

Sweet Jesus I need to find this stuff

Highly recommend this stuff.

Okay, I need to get this. Hopefully I can find it here.

If you can’t get this sort of thing locally (and you could use a little less sweaty rubbing in your life), there’re some shops in Etsy that sell similar products.

Kyle and my dad both use this, and I probably will as well this summer. I hear nothing but praise from them about it!

I’ve always used baby powder for anywhere that skin rubs. I wonder how the texture of this stuff is.

lightandwinged:

keialaar:

nineprotons:

cptprocrastination:

momohateshumanity:

loreleiunleashed:

splendidsugar:

Warmer months are coming, and for some people, this means dresses! If you’re like me (fat, and a fan of cute dresses, but not always of bike shorts or leggings when it’s hot) you need this stuff. Put it between your thighs (or anywhere else you need it) and voilà, NO MORE CHUB RUB. It’s a miracle! Finally you too can go pantsless without the agony of a rash at the end of the day.

oh man if this works I am ALL FOR IT

Sweet Jesus I need to find this stuff

Highly recommend this stuff.

Okay, I need to get this. Hopefully I can find it here.

If you can’t get this sort of thing locally (and you could use a little less sweaty rubbing in your life), there’re some shops in Etsy that sell similar products.

Kyle and my dad both use this, and I probably will as well this summer. I hear nothing but praise from them about it!

I’ve always used baby powder for anywhere that skin rubs. I wonder how the texture of this stuff is.

vinegod:

who made this chicken 🐓 by Chip Hoch

plot twist

findchaos:

ChaosLife: Homo Hint

Wait, everyone else met Pete the Peacock, right?

actual Disney Princess Kuzco.

actual Disney Princess Kuzco.