The Queen of AFK Land

bromancing-the-stone:

cishetofficial:

for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book: 

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What a horrible way to die.

brb tracking down publisher and getting published.

xiunplane:

I used to think trolls were sorta odd and I was legit grossed out when i saw porn w/ trolls in it and now im paying money to get more of it when did my life take such a sharp turn and why do i love 3 fingered tusked men so much.

toxicphox:

Comission for rakenessa !!! 

toxicphox:

Comission for rakenessa !!! 

I fucked up. I fucked up bad.

seirye:

afkland:

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jesus christ I hope everything turns out okay!!

I’m just gonna have to power through it, and learn from my mistakes.

I fucked up. I fucked up bad.

sosuperawesome:

Paper art by Morgana Wallace on Tumblr

antipodeanpixie:

did-you-kno:

In Ancient Greece, men who were lovers fought together in battle because they believed sexual bonds between soldiers increased their desire to protect and impress one another. Source

Enemy: I’m gonna kill this guy.Lover 1: NOT MY STUD MUFFIN! *flies across the battle field in a single leap to strike the enemy down.*Lover 2: That’s my darling. :3 Let’s go kill some bitches.

antipodeanpixie:

did-you-kno:

In Ancient Greece, men who were lovers fought together in battle because they believed sexual bonds between soldiers increased their desire to protect and impress one another. Source

Enemy: I’m gonna kill this guy.
Lover 1: NOT MY STUD MUFFIN! *flies across the battle field in a single leap to strike the enemy down.*
Lover 2: That’s my darling. :3 Let’s go kill some bitches.

Do many of your authors make a living publishing with you?
Anonymous

riptidepublishing:

Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: Brace yourself for math, behind-the-scenes numbers, and general nerdery :) All under the cut for length because OMG this took a while.

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leprechaunquadrants:

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

can this club also have regular complimenters who tell us how we are still super smart because that’s where all our previous confidence came from

angellous:

yourou:

♥ Angel x Sindre OTP ♥
Angel is mine — angellous
Sindre belongs to seirye || professional-pillow

Everyone’s favorite couple on WrA! ♥

SECOND favorite couple.
(My favorite’s Alphaeus and Alecalius, god I wonder why).

angellous:

yourou:

♥ Angel x Sindre OTP ♥

Angel is mine — angellous

Sindre belongs to seirye || professional-pillow

Everyone’s favorite couple on WrA! ♥

SECOND favorite couple.

(My favorite’s Alphaeus and Alecalius, god I wonder why).

akulaz:

My daughter, Gabriella Candice Redondo has entered the world today! 6.9lb and 18.5in! 37weeks 4days.

Water broke at 1:10am, contractions started at 1:40am, started pushing about 7:30am, had her at 8:24am!

6 hours give or take, pretty short for a first time mommy!

IT’S A PEOPLE KITTEN!!!!

Dear family

That closed door behind you is my bedroom plz actually lower your voice after you say you will thank, i have not had good sleep in like a week and I was just getting it

ashentongue:

Schrödinger’s tube top.

The tube top is both there and not there at once.

cupcakedrawings:

pkthunda-art:

cupcakedrawings:

when people think I drew porn because I was horny
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I don’t even get horny when I erp- I will literally be doing my math homework or reading a news article while my characters are fucking the shit out of someone.

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im just providing my character some excitement and new experience i think ill be in that time eating something like onion rings or smh ahaaaa