The Queen of AFK Land

1niska:

Shout-out to all those artists who also eat right on their tablets rather than moving them aside to set the bowl down.

Not mee. Not my babbbby. My preciouussssessss.

deycallmetrey:

I’m so weak rn

deycallmetrey:

I’m so weak rn

1niska:

Tevruden the Death Knight.

1niska:

Tevruden the Death Knight.

560,645 plays

bohemianrhap13:

museisawesome:

jdrox:

angelshavethephonebox:

musemusemuse:

Just press play. You won’t regret it.

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i’m not gonna lie, i choked when i heard “supermassive black hole” but it is literally mind-blowing

” Glaciers melting the dead of- DADADADA”~favorite part XD

This… I have chills…

moonemojii:

YASS BETCH YASS!!!

thatstupidamerican:

whizzbees:


Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.



Everyone deserves this

thatstupidamerican:

whizzbees:

Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.

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Everyone deserves this

shadesofmauve:

rainydaypaperback:

shadesofmauve:

songscloset:

nihilisme:

ittybittylittleworld:

punkasslouis:

I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system…

donkos:

gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun is a treasure,

drovie:

drovie:

Hi. I finished it. Lit inside the latern with a battery operated LED, real glass gemstones, real pearls, calcite, copper, more calcite, snowflake.. jasper I think it was called?

yes. I sculpted a dragon into the tree. It’s my first attempts at this so it’s very rough, I’m hoping to get very smooth and awesome as I progress! I am excite!

Reblobbed for the day crew.

how does one get into writing kindle erotica like i want to supplement my income plz help
Anonymous

rairii:

kijikun:

lizawithazed:

spacetwinks:

y’all go to this website, sign up, fill out some tax crap

write about 5000 words of porn or more - 3000 or more also acceptable, but you don’t really want to go under that. don’t tab to indent, i swear to god, it fucks with amazon’s formatting so bad. don’t write any porn that’d send you to jail IRL, amazon naturally (and thank god) doesn’t accept that shit.

on the ‘bookshelf’ tab, you click ‘add new title’, fill out everything, upload a cover - you can get one free image a month (or maybe a week now, i dunno) from bigstock.com if you need some stock images of people’s abs and stuff but can’t put cash down for anything just yet - and amazon has a cover making application built right into the process too to make things easier or if you don’t know shit about photoshop or whatever.

then you upload the document itself. click save and continue. choose how much you want your title to cost - 2.99 is generally what most people price theirs at, because that’s where amazon’s 70 percent royalties starts at. enroll in kindle select if you want that 70 percent royalties to apply to the whole world, so you’re getting the same royalties no matter where you sell.

then you hit publish and wait and wait and wait and wait for amazon to actually publish the fucking thing.

then you wait 60 days after the end of the month to get your royalties! don’t know why, but that’s how amazon rolls.

and you just keep making more and more titles in the meanwhile to build up that income cuz you’re not likely to make a lot from just one title.

there’s no real ‘gatekeepers’ in kindle erotica - you just start writing and publishing and you keep doing it and building up a library. some genres/kinks/niches sell better than others, and trends come and go, but it’s really all up to you - to do the writing, the publishing, the marketing, and then more writing and publishing. you just keep at it, bit by bit. this is a market where it’s really all about quantity… the bigger your library is, the more sales you’ll start to rack up, building like a snowball. even better if you release titles on like a regular schedule. ideally you want to put up like 2 titles a week, but 1 a week is a good initial goal to shoot for.

you can also go to amazon’s author central to set up an author page to get all your titles in one place and help build a reader base/link readers and buyers in general to.

godspeed anon!

hm.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

adding in my own hmmmmms

… I am seriously considering this. And also considering getting a proper pen name

I…just might do this.

gallowshumorrandom:

those fucking quarters…


*lays down on ground* this is it this is my life.

gallowshumorrandom:

those fucking quarters…

*lays down on ground* this is it this is my life.

disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.


Ahaahaaa… Ha… *slowly dying inside”

disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.

Ahaahaaa… Ha… *slowly dying inside”

chocolateinthelibrary:

So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and

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there

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is

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literally

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a Harry Potter-themed

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reading nook

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in the cupboard under the stairs

Made me think of Duroxas, as a Death Knight. (This guy’s even of ‘the crimson flame’!).
toxicphox

Made me think of Duroxas, as a Death Knight. (This guy’s even of ‘the crimson flame’!).

toxicphox

are you fucking kidding me with that post about finnish language? What is your language even???
Anonymous

tuhinari:

weia-yo:

myrrde:

mechakitten:

talvensotilas:

you mean this one?

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let me tell you something about our language, I know you probably have seen some very amazing posts about Finnish, but I just need to do this.

Keksijä Keksi keksi keksin. Keksittyään keksin keksijä Keksi keksi keksin keksityksi (= Inventor Cookie invented a cookie. Once the inventor Cookie had invented a cookie he invented that a cookie was invented… or something along those lines.) 

Yksikseskös yskiskelet, itsekseskös itkeskelet, yksikseskös istuskelet, itkeskellen yskiskelet. (= Are you coughing alone, crying by yourself, sitting alone, coughing while crying?)

Kokoa kokoon koko kokko! Koko kokkoko? Koko kokko. (= Gather up a full bonfire! A full bonfire? A full bonfire.)

I am finn, this is my main language and I barely can say any of those phrases above properly. If someone says that english or some is hard language, they haven’t seen this fucking language. I could keep going whole day with these kind of phrases.

Also: tuuli tuli and tulli means three different things. Tuuli is wind, tuli is fire and tulli is custom department so good luck with that.

Numbers are very fun to count too: 
1-10: yksi, kaksi, kolme, neljä, viisi, kuusi, seitsemän, kahdeksan, yhdeksän, kymmenen
20: kaksikymmentä
23: kaksikymmentäkolme
50: viisikymmentä
96: yhdeksänkymmentäkuusi

We Finns don’t mess around with little bitsy words at all. If we are going to use the word “the” or “a” or “by”  we stick it onto a nearby word as an ending. I don’t want to write how to add those things, but I’m sure you all remember that funny dog meme about different lands pronouncing dog? 

Also, phrase “kuusi palaa” has 9 different meanings and you can look them here

I’m so proud to be finn and being able to speak this language, my favorite thing to do is google “finnish language memes” or just “finnish language” and laugh and see not finnish people suffer also usually I learn something new about my language because jfc i can barely speak this tbh and i’ve spoke it like 17 years now.. We could kill people with our language.

myrrde

:DDD

I can only say to this:

vesihiisi sihisi hississä. <3

Aaahahah I love our language. :)

You know, I really wanted to learn finnish so I could talk with you in finnish, but I took french for 3 years and didn’t learn a thing, so this may be far beyond anything I’m capable of.  ;-;

Finnish is a road through hell and high water river phlegeton, but not impossible.

We can kill with our language. You can, too. <3

ashentongue Holy fuck.